“Human, Jacey and I have a question for you. You do not think you are a feline like us, do you?”
“No, of course not. What makes you and Jacey ask that?”
“Bagheera told me about a woman who thinks she is a cat, human. We know you love us, but you clearly are not a feline. We are glad you are not silly like that.”
There is a woman in Norway who is not as smart as the human, because she thinks she is a feline. She says that she started to believe she was a cat when she was 16, and she adopted feline behavior. Now she is 20 years old and she claims she is a cat trapped in a human’s body.
This woman claims she has night vision that is better than most humans, and that she is able to hunt mice in the dark. She also claims she has the hearing of a feline, and that in a subway station, she heard things that other humans cannot hear. “Suitcases rolling on the ground. Keys clinking in pockets. People with ice under their shoes” are examples she gave.
She also wears a set of fluffy paws to groom herself with, and she says that she especially feels like grooming when she is in water. And she hisses at canines when she encounters them. In addition, she claims that she sleeps on window sills and sinks despite her size.
This woman says that her life as a cat is exhausting but she doesn’t want to live like a human. Jacey and I have bad news for her. She is not a feline. It is okay to love us felines, but you humans will never be one. And I am sure that Jacey and I see better in the dark, have better reflexes, and hear better than she does.
I am glad our human does not think like her. It would be very disturbing and I would have to swat him many times until he came to his senses.