Hello, furiends. It is time for me to tell you about my blood sugar readings for the week. First, I want to share some good news with you about the evil human who shot a beloved feline with an arrow in the head and then bragged about it.
This evil human and their equally disgusting attorney went to see the humans with robes. They claimed that the suspension of the evil human’s license to practice veterinary medicine was unjustified. This is ridiculous. The evil human and their attorney should be put in a cage where my big feline cousins are allowed to swat and bite them as much as they want!
Fortunately, the humans with robes rejected their claims. That means the license suspension will remain in place. However, the evil human has filed an appeal. I do not think it will go anywhere, and the evil human will have to spend many green paper things to complete it.
Furiends, we must remain on guard with this evil human. We cannot forget that once their license suspension ends, they will be on probation for four years. They will need to be supervised by another white coated human. We must remind any white coated human who hires this cat killer of their evil deeds!
Now on to my blood sugar readings. For the week, my blood sugar readings averaged 207, which is a little higher than the 197 they averaged the week before. I do not mind these blood sugar levels, and the human does not either. We did not go below the threshold for hypoglycemia, and that is very important.
I am hopeful that my blood sugar readings will stay around this level. That way, both the human and I will feel much better. You see, at this level, they are not a threat to cause problems. And that means we will both be happy!