I am a bengal cat who was born in 2005. In the summer of 2012, I was diagnosed as a diabetic cat. I want everyone to know that diabetic cats like me are just as fun and loving as cats without the disease.
Furiends, some of you may know that the human and I used to live in the Washington DC area before we moved to San Diego. That is why I can tell Jacey and Koji, who are Southern California cats, about what it is like for things to get very cold and about white watery things falling from the sky.
And it is why I am glad that some businesses where I used to live are turning to felines for pest control.
A new organization formed after the Washington Humane Society and the Washington Animal Rescue League merged heard about the working cats program in Chicago. That inspired the Humane Rescue Alliance to create the Blue Collar Cats program.
Humane Rescue Alliance had to modify Chicago’s working cats program slightly to comply with local laws. No felines are allowed inside the restaurants. That means these community cats live outside in homes provided by either the business or Humane Rescue Alliance.
A brewery participating in the program said that they brought the felines on site for “another layer of protection.” They hope these felines will help reduce the cost of their “expensive contract” with a pest control company. In addition, the human in charge of the brewery loved the idea of felines guarding grain.
There are high hopes for this program. The human at Humane Rescue Alliance in charge of this program said “I do expect we will have plenty of cats to meet the needs of potential business partners.”
And that is good, furiends. Businesses benefit from reduced pests. And felines who cannot live inside find homes! That makes me happy.
The human tells me that many of you like to drink this thing called beer. I do not know why you do this, because I have seen the human get even more clumsy and move even more slowly when he drinks it. And I have stuck my nose into a glass of it and drank some, but I did not like it.
But apparently, it is something many humans like. And some of the things that are used to create it are things that rodents like to eat. We felines first came to you humans when we realized that there were rodents around things you humans use as noms, and you liked having us around to protect your food.
These working cats are named after characters from the movie Ghostbusters. There is Venkman, Raymond, Egon, and Gozer. And these felines are helping the brewery save money. You see, despite bringing a human exterminator to the brewery on a regular basis, the brewery still had to throw away bags of grain with holes in them.